Another missed opportunity

In Eminem's song "Lose yourself," Mr. Mathers' opines "You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow/Cuz opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo."

Well, the opportunity that was missed in February will come around again, so it's not as dire as the song, but I still have to wait another year for the greatest of all mail days.

Really, it would take perfect timing for my mail dream (note: It's not a male dream!!) to be fulfilled.

What is this dream of mine that can only happen once a year? It's simple, really.

I want the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and a Victoria's Secret catalouge to appear in my mailbox on the same day.