I don't want anybody else . . .
When I think about you I touch myself. I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no.
(Go with me on this. Trust me, it's worth it.)
To fully understand this story, you first must understand the layout of the Henderson Library (the setting for the events ahead.)
The Henderson Library is a four-story structure located in the middle of the
Georgia Southern campus. It sticks out like Jesse Jackson at a KKK rally in that almost every building on campus is done in red brick while the library is nothing but concrete.
On the bottom floor of the library is a giant computer lab and the periodicals. There are two classrooms in the back left corner. From these rooms, you can look out the window and see the back row of computers. It's there our adventure takes place.
Official Brother's class was meeting in one of the classrooms in the bottom floor of the Library Thursday morning about 10. Early during the class, he needs to consult his professor about a problem he and his class partner are having. As he's talking to his professor, he glances out the window and see some guy . . . . ummm . . . . how would you say . . . Pleasuring himself, right there in front of God and everyone (well, actually just in the back of the library with no one around him).
unfortunately for Official Brother, he's the only one who has seen him, so he asks himself "What do I do? I can't keep this to myself, but do I tell the teacher?" He decides to keep it to himself, but shortly after arriving back to discuss things with his partner, he can keep his secret no longer.
He makes her promise not to freak out and proceeds to tell her about the guy just outside the classroom. She doesn't believe him so the devise another reason to go talk to their professor so she can see for herself what's going on.
Well, they walk back up there and as fate would have it, Official Brother is again the only one with an angle to see what's going on. Eventually his professor begins talking to him, but he can't concentrate because he knows there's a guy just outside the room pleasuring himself.
At about that time, another guy walks in and starts talking with his buddies and laughing. Official Brother knows the teacher is talking to him, but he can't contain himself any longer.
"C. J. are you talking about the guy in the blue shirt?" he asks.
"Yeah, the guy out there masturbating!"
As you would expect, the entire class tries to gather around the window to see this freak who needs to use the library computer to find porn. (They've got porn on the Internet? Who knew?)
Eventually the teacher regains some sort of control and tells the class they need to concentrate on their work, which is greeted with sarcastic laughs from the class. The professor goes to the help desk to see what can be done about this guy, but no one there wants to go near him.
After a little while, C. J. walks back up to the window, looks out and then yells to the class "he's still doing it! He's still doing it!"
As students exit the classroom to go get various periodicals, he quickly changes his screen to make it look like he's doing something productive.
Soon, the library begins to get crowded and people start to fill in around him, forcing him to put his toy away.
However, Official Brother was so disturbed by what he saw that he stopped everyone he saw and told them about his harrowing adventure. He even started a webpage dedicated to Eagles Against Students Pleasuring Themselves in the Henderson Library.
This stuff never happened to me while I was in college.
Fantasy Update: Reese Witherspoon still hasn't left her husband for me, but in other news, the Fighting Squirrels had a pretty good week, clinching playoff spots in both baseball leagues. In one league, we went 7-5-0 while in the other league, I went a blistering hot 14-1-2. This is the last week of our regular season until the playoffs start.
In other fantasy news, one of my football drafts was held over the weekend. I had the top overall pick (not what I wanted), but think I did ok. I've got another draft this weekend where I've again landed the top overall pick.
Weekend update: We had friends in from out of town, and we had fun. We played poker Saturday night and then went out to lunch on Sunday. It was good to see them.
Exercising update: Due to the threat of rain, I haven't walked since Friday. Maybe I will tonight, but it's overcast and humid right now.
On Deck: Not good times at the family home.
Next Update: Wednesday
(Go with me on this. Trust me, it's worth it.)
To fully understand this story, you first must understand the layout of the Henderson Library (the setting for the events ahead.)
The Henderson Library is a four-story structure located in the middle of the
Georgia Southern campus. It sticks out like Jesse Jackson at a KKK rally in that almost every building on campus is done in red brick while the library is nothing but concrete.On the bottom floor of the library is a giant computer lab and the periodicals. There are two classrooms in the back left corner. From these rooms, you can look out the window and see the back row of computers. It's there our adventure takes place.
Official Brother's class was meeting in one of the classrooms in the bottom floor of the Library Thursday morning about 10. Early during the class, he needs to consult his professor about a problem he and his class partner are having. As he's talking to his professor, he glances out the window and see some guy . . . . ummm . . . . how would you say . . . Pleasuring himself, right there in front of God and everyone (well, actually just in the back of the library with no one around him).
unfortunately for Official Brother, he's the only one who has seen him, so he asks himself "What do I do? I can't keep this to myself, but do I tell the teacher?" He decides to keep it to himself, but shortly after arriving back to discuss things with his partner, he can keep his secret no longer.
He makes her promise not to freak out and proceeds to tell her about the guy just outside the classroom. She doesn't believe him so the devise another reason to go talk to their professor so she can see for herself what's going on.
Well, they walk back up there and as fate would have it, Official Brother is again the only one with an angle to see what's going on. Eventually his professor begins talking to him, but he can't concentrate because he knows there's a guy just outside the room pleasuring himself.
At about that time, another guy walks in and starts talking with his buddies and laughing. Official Brother knows the teacher is talking to him, but he can't contain himself any longer.
"C. J. are you talking about the guy in the blue shirt?" he asks.
"Yeah, the guy out there masturbating!"
As you would expect, the entire class tries to gather around the window to see this freak who needs to use the library computer to find porn. (They've got porn on the Internet? Who knew?)
Eventually the teacher regains some sort of control and tells the class they need to concentrate on their work, which is greeted with sarcastic laughs from the class. The professor goes to the help desk to see what can be done about this guy, but no one there wants to go near him.
After a little while, C. J. walks back up to the window, looks out and then yells to the class "he's still doing it! He's still doing it!"
As students exit the classroom to go get various periodicals, he quickly changes his screen to make it look like he's doing something productive.
Soon, the library begins to get crowded and people start to fill in around him, forcing him to put his toy away.
However, Official Brother was so disturbed by what he saw that he stopped everyone he saw and told them about his harrowing adventure. He even started a webpage dedicated to Eagles Against Students Pleasuring Themselves in the Henderson Library.
This stuff never happened to me while I was in college.
Fantasy Update: Reese Witherspoon still hasn't left her husband for me, but in other news, the Fighting Squirrels had a pretty good week, clinching playoff spots in both baseball leagues. In one league, we went 7-5-0 while in the other league, I went a blistering hot 14-1-2. This is the last week of our regular season until the playoffs start.In other fantasy news, one of my football drafts was held over the weekend. I had the top overall pick (not what I wanted), but think I did ok. I've got another draft this weekend where I've again landed the top overall pick.
Weekend update: We had friends in from out of town, and we had fun. We played poker Saturday night and then went out to lunch on Sunday. It was good to see them.
Exercising update: Due to the threat of rain, I haven't walked since Friday. Maybe I will tonight, but it's overcast and humid right now.
On Deck: Not good times at the family home.
Next Update: Wednesday
posted by Luke at 5:43 PM
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