Loser

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me

I know, I promised an update Monday night.Unfortunately, I haven't had the time to dedicate to writing like I planned. Sadly, you'll have to wait until tomorrow for all the great features you've come to know and tolerate here at the Nexus of the Universe, including Fantasy Update, Weekend Update and others.

All I can say is "I am sorry" and post this picture.

However, rest assured that I've stumbled across a gold mine for my next post, which will hopefully be ready tomorrow evening.

Until then, I hope you find some other way to waste the four minutes you were planning on spending here.