I wish I was this funny
One of my favorite websites to peruse is fark.com, a news aggregator (calling it a blog will get you on the farkers bad side, never a good place to be. People from all over the world submit offbeat news articles and give them funny headlines.
Below are a few of my favorites (plus it makes for an easy blog.) All of these were on fark in the past week. Enjoy.
Hanging a sausage out of your pants and chasing a female employee generally not considered good workplace etiquette
Receding Texas lake reveals prehistoric skeleton. Ted Kennedy immediately denies involvement
Bored with your job? Be creative and make some work to do. Difficulty: You're a federal firefighter
Apartment residents discover there isn't a Brita filter in the world that can get the taste of dead guy out of your tapwater
Bruce Springsteen not splitting from wife. Millions of big-haired Jersey girls weep uncontrollably
Never wanting to see a one-legged woman again, Paul McCartney to donate to minefield charity
Miss World pageant symbol judged too erotic, redrawn. Because so many people watch Miss World for the sexy logos
If you can afford the $99,000 price tag, the original 1964 S.S. Minnow could be yours. Ginger and Mary Ann not included
The sales of Paris Hilton's CD projected to be less than her tally of sexual partners
Friends at work raise £17,500 to buy man the drug he needs to save his life. Look around at the slugs you work with. Yeah, in his situation, you're dead
Below are a few of my favorites (plus it makes for an easy blog.) All of these were on fark in the past week. Enjoy.
Hanging a sausage out of your pants and chasing a female employee generally not considered good workplace etiquette
Receding Texas lake reveals prehistoric skeleton. Ted Kennedy immediately denies involvement
Bored with your job? Be creative and make some work to do. Difficulty: You're a federal firefighter
Apartment residents discover there isn't a Brita filter in the world that can get the taste of dead guy out of your tapwater
Bruce Springsteen not splitting from wife. Millions of big-haired Jersey girls weep uncontrollably
Never wanting to see a one-legged woman again, Paul McCartney to donate to minefield charity
Miss World pageant symbol judged too erotic, redrawn. Because so many people watch Miss World for the sexy logos
If you can afford the $99,000 price tag, the original 1964 S.S. Minnow could be yours. Ginger and Mary Ann not included
The sales of Paris Hilton's CD projected to be less than her tally of sexual partners
Friends at work raise £17,500 to buy man the drug he needs to save his life. Look around at the slugs you work with. Yeah, in his situation, you're dead
posted by Luke at 11:41 AM
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